My name is Annie, which is long for Anna.


My father, Vince, is the “most hated man in wrestling.” My mother, Amy, is a woman from Indiana who pronounces naked as “nekked.” 

I am a gemini, so I’m a lot. Here’s a list of my extremely passionate likes and dislikes.

Likes:

  • The thrift store
  • My gigantic cat, Maurice, named for Maurice Ravel  (if you were curious how sophisticated I am)
  • Vanderpump Rules
  • Iced oat milk lattes
  • Candles over $30
  • Asserting I’m Gen Z, not a millennial
  • Joan Didion
  • Gin & tonics
  • John Wick
  • Rollerblading

Dislikes:

  • Puns
  • Gender reveal parties
  • Friends (TV show)
  • My food touching
  • Couples who work out together
  • Being called a millennial
  • Minimalism
  • When Instagram ads work on me